A Comedic Take On A Comedic Genius

article writer Jasmine Grant
article writer Jasmine Grant

By: Jasmine Grant

After weeks of careful observation, it became very clear that Jackson Flint is a very special boy. He especially piqued my interest when we went Black Friday shopping and he spent his hard earned Grandma money on buying his mom Christmas presents like a toaster. Unfortunately, she later returned the toaster because, in all honesty, it wasn’t that great. But that’s what Jackson does best: try. After all, it is the thought that counts and thinking doesn’t always come naturally to this legend. Still, he loves his mom so he activated a few brain cells for the purpose of making her happy.

Similarly, there are very few other things he cares deeply enough to dedicate his time to, but of those things runs a very deep passion for each individual pursuit. What comes first is his love for fashion. Everyday, he comes to Sentinel High School ready with the fit. He especially loves Louis Voutton as proven through his Instagram-oriented attempts to sell specialty LV covers for lighters. Every chance he gets to aesthetically increase his wardrobe or successfully integrate new materials and fabrics into his collection, he takes. Recently, after a quick trip to Houston, Jackson wracked up many rare fabrics and a new embroidery machine. He enjoys sewing on rainy days while the sound of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles plays in the background.

It is quite curious to the common public what else Mr. Flint likes to do to unwind after a long day at school, wearing his muscles out by carrying around only his keys, phone, and pencil on Mondays only.  When asked about his gamer tendencies, Jackson concludes that he spends on average about 6 hours a day gaming. Call Of Duty is his go-to. He games consistently with his best friend Seymour Butts.

Lastly, is Jackson’s superior taste in music, despite his lack of instrumental talent and musical knowledge which is pretty impressive. Frankly. He listens to underground music only such as Tyler the Creator, Earl Sweatshirt, Daft Punk, Gorillaz, and Chief Keef. He prides himself on the alternative artists that fill his Spotify to the brim. 

A meme comparing a photo of Spongebob and Jackson Flint

He is truly a mystery to all. Despite this, wherever he goes fame follows. He is widely loved by all groups he is a part of. Our publications class highkey enjoys his presence to the max on jah, no cap. It is probable that he will be voted most enthusiastic by Speech and Debate. He is the favorite friend out of his group, which is why they always enjoy lunch in his car and share their cookies with him. All his employees at Cafe Rio love him! Which is good because he can get his three daily beans and some fun times all in one shift.

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